Santa to Banta: Yaar papa ka Sms aaya hai ke ghar aao Kiya Karun? Banta: “Message Sending Fail” likh ke send kar de. Santa ne aisa he kiya Aur reply aaya “Ok”
Santa calls WHITE HOUSE Santa: I want to become the next president of USA. Obama: Are u an Idiot? Santa: No, Why? Is it Compulsory to be an Idiot?
Lady Beggar: A bhaiya 1 rupya dede 3 din se bhuki hu. Santa: 3 din se bhuki h to 1 rupye ka kya karegi? Lady: Wazan dekhungi kitna ghat gaya hai
Sir: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam Aaye Santa: Par Madam Exam Me Na Aap Humare Kaam Aati Hai Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko Aane Deti Hai.
Santa ne Ek car li Loan pe. Loan chuka nai pane se Bank wale Car utha le gae.. Santa Rokar- Pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan le k karta..!
Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua, Mummy ye Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He? Mummy- Yeh Tere Pappa He Santa- To Hum Is Ganje K Sath Q Rehte He